"I almost peed my pants!"

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Aren't you so totally cute AND unique in your retarded McMini?

is your mini REAL?

don't be fooled.

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It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Poo.
Poo do you love? I love the automated slogan generator.

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smoking cheerleader.com
oh, wait. that's right.
you're already here.

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the canadian ninja witch

The famous Six Steps to become a Ninja Witch:

1. Live in Canada [Smile]

2. Put on your Sunday clothes [Grin]

3. Hang out in the kitchen a lot [Hehe]

4. Let your long, oak brown hair frizzle over
your 90-year old man shoulders [Grin]

5. Pose seductively with plastic Skeletor sword from 80s [Lol]

6. Puke out loads of *really good* advice [Hey now]

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Vin Diseasel

"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself."

"Vin Diesel invented the handlebar moustache.
He then destroyed it, claiming it was 'too village people.'"

Find out everything you ever wanted
know about Vin Diesel right here.
(Remember to hit "refresh" a hundred and fifty million times)

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Are you ready for some KIIIIID ROOCCCCCKK?

A righteous rockin' fan site.

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MORE FUN LINKS

See what your name anagrams to.
Find out the secret message within your name!
http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.html

 

Visit the toaster oracle for your daily reading at
http://www.ruffwork.com/toaster.htm

 

The best television series
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/

 

When a Japanese baby is born

 

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council
http://www.hot-dog.org/

 

Humor Links

 

The Weird Site


SweetDude4Me


A Sorry Cards Tutorial