Kid's Amazing Bio

Kid Rock began his libidinous rap/djing "career" in 1961 when he was just 15 years old.

Raised in what he refers to as his "mom's dirty basement," Kid Rock quickly gained a reputation in the nearby Hollywood Estates trailer park, spinning up his rare brand of potty-mouthed raps -- which comprised a dangerous blend of psychedelic rock, square dancing music, soul, show tunes, the entire soundtrack to The Music Man, and any other "halfway decent" 45s he could find in the dumpster behind the Piddly Widdly department store -- for his girlfriend's mom's nightly Tupperware Home Shows and After-Church Potluck Dinners that featured some "hellacious egg noodles."

In 1998 at the tender age of 52, he signed with Atlantic Records, who released Devil Without a Cause in 1998.

The History Of Rock, which features remixed/ re - recorded versions of older material like "Trouble, That Starts with T and That Rhymes with Me and We (and Knee) ," and "Gary, Indiana, I Never Went There," as well as a couple of new tracks like "The Electric Company was Good," was released in 2000.

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look at him SPIN!!!!
his fat girlfriend is dumbfounded!

Born "Bubba" Bob Ritchie in Romeo, Michigan, the man known around the world as Kid Rock has always defied easy labeling. Although he has always linked his name to the inner city Detroit rap scene, he grew up in the overwhelmingly poor cracker suburb of Romeo, only venturing into the city as a teenager attending two concerts - Four Non Blondes and Blind Melon - and for his sister's girl scout cookie selling contest awards show.

Detroit's unknown son took his genre-blurring musical mess to a new plane with his self-titled album. Kid Rock is the most emotionally naked collection-with songs like "Never Loved Urkel ... He's Totally Not Black Like Me And LL" and the album-opening "Liquid Shittin' Pain Train" finding him looking at his life and acknowledging that even an American Bad Ass needs to stop drinking the cheap beer once in awhile.

The album's stunning centerpiece is the epic "I Am an Enema," an anthemic statement of purpose in which Rock affirms his freedom as an American Geriatric Stool Softener. Constipation is invoked all too often in troubled times, but Rock has long put his money where his mouth is - in his ass, performing for the United States Senior Citizens whenever and wherever he has been called to serve as stool softener, in both peacetime and in war.

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what???? he is not a grit!!!!!
you super suck!!!

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SCORE!!!!
This incredibly delicious recipe was found just outside
Kid's Malibu estate kind of near his trash can. And by
"kind of near" we mean "inside." And by "inside" we
mean "inside his house while he was sleeping it off."

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Kid Rock Fun Facts

 His real name is Robert James Ritchie. He used to go by "Bubba."
His paid friends call him "R.J."

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He says he's 6'1" (and sometimes he says 6'5").
5'7" without the grit boots.

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He is the only black member of an all-white family.

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He did a song for the third "The Crow" movie that nobody saw.

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Kid Rock did a voice in "Osmosis Jones" that nobody saw.

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He used to sing with a really tall* midget, Joe-C. Joe-C is dead.

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He has covered a West Side Story song called "I Feel Pretty."

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His sister is Jill Ritchie. She has been in lots of sitcoms,
including Nash Bridges" and the "Geena Davis Show,"
as well as several hard core porn films where she co-starred
with Kid for a taboo-busting, race-blurring romp.

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Kid Rock plays with a backup band called
The Twisted Brown Shits Band.

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He dated Pamela Anderson, but does
not know if he gave her the herpes.

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* The "Taller Than The Rest Of Us Midget" Joe C:

Deep Thoughts About Joe C

"In a world full of confusing drug choices,
Joey made all of us laugh."
- Kid Rock

"In my opinion, he was taller than the rest of us.
I'm blind, though."
- Kenny Olson

"He had a really positive energy about him,
for such a little guy. Most midgets I know
kind of just sit around the house and
eat mayonnaise sandwiches."
- Korn's Jonathan Davis

"Anyways after meeting him and demanding
to see his identification for proof of age,
I found him to be a really cool cat who would
do anything for a big bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
Dude. I mean ANYTHING. Ah, memories."
- Wrestler Chris Jericho