What bloggers are saying about Cardjackers

"link o' the day: cardjackers. this site SO TOTALLY ROCKS."
- Geekjive

 

I just found a Web site that has transformed my view on greeting cards.
If you are my one regular reader (hi mom), you know my family bans greeting cards.
But what if the cards said stuff like "(front) I'm super sorry... (inside) you make me feel creepy." Or "I'm sorry... (inside) I called you stupid. But you are."

That's Cardjackers, the only greeting cards possibly worth their $2.50 in paper and ink.

My favorites are the Weird Foreign Guy cards because, well, I married one.
- BoulderDirt

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"Finally some cards you can really use."
- Yesbutnotbutyes

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"I think this is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I can't stop thinking about them.
Here is their best seller just to give you an idea- there are plenty of others, other cards, themes, sayings, it's just too much! Genius. Buy them or you will be sorry."
- Thriftychick

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"Hallmark simply does not offer cards for every occasion, and that's where cardjackers comes in. If you miss the freakin' crap out of someone...cardjackers.
If you are sorry that you are drunk all the time or that you ever met a certain person...cardjackers! There's also special cards for vegetarians!"
- Linkfilter

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"I love cards...they say all the right things...
check out this site my friend Jay shared with me today...the "I'm Sorry" cards are the best...the "Horrorscope" ones are a riot as well...I'm such a sucker though 'cause I want to buy them all and send them to all of you...hehe...
my fav: "I'm sorry....I didn't punch you when I had the chance."
There are just so many people I could share that with..."
- SeedingSpartanburg

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"And these greeting cards are also funny. From Cardjackers.com"
- Parcel Post

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'When Hallmark just won't do, there's always Cardjackers."
- SunRayBlog

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"Cardjackers-Our new favorite line of greeting cards
Cardjackers is a greeting card company that makes REALLY great cards to give out to people you really care about----or to those that you REALLY don't care about. The one featured above is from Cardjacker's I'M SORRY line of cards. Has really sappy pictures on the front but when you open the card it is actually FUNNY (versus the drivel you get in most cards). We love these here at WT MOM."
- WhiteTrashMom

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"For those of you with who failed Anger Management 101 or are suffering from Tourette's Syndrome, comes a new way to express your most heartfelt feelings. Sorry cards from Cardjackers. For when you care to send only the very best."
-DesperatelyWandering

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"Examining your past and looking for that special card to help you make amends?
"Sorry I Smoked All Your Pot", and "Sorry I Called You Stupid" are just a couple of the cards you can find at this site. Four pages of them here, but some are less apologetic."
- DryBlog

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"good stuff!"
- OddTodd

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"Finally! There's a greeting card company that I can relate to.
I'm usually not one to give free advertising (we all have to make a living here, people!), but...
Cardjackers has created three lines of cards: "I'm Sorry" cards, "Horrorscope" cards and "Weird Foreign Guy" cards for all of your correspondence needs."
- TinaPoPo

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"Admit it, you're a hipster (or a wannabe). Cardjackers have the funniest cards around, plus they are just cool peeps!"
- PerezHilton

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"You Big Time Magic Fun!
Say goodbye to lame-ass, thoughtful, proper greeting cards, and prepare to piss off, annoy, and confuse your nearest and dearest (or people you thoroughly can't stand) with merchandise from Cardjackers. I am almost giddy trying to decide who to send the "I'm sorry.....you're so totally gay" card to. And every vegetarian/vegan friend that I haven't already managed to alienate is SO getting a giant meat card."
- ModeratelyNeato

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"What horoscopes really should say
These made me laff... especially Leo (that's me)."
- Poptart

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"These Sorry cards are hilarious…this reminds me to send one to a certain guy."
- Orangegirl

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"Finally! A card company that covers just what you want to say.
Cardjackers. My personal favorite is:
"I'm sorry I called you stupid. But you are."
hehe"
- Chella

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"While I was surfing the net I found a great site. You guys might want to check it out. It is pretty funny. It is called "Card Jacker" they have funny greeting cards. My fav is the horoscope ones and the "I'm sorry" ones...go check it out!"
- NuttyFunseeker

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"i read an article about this card company in the newspaper so i went to their website to check them out. some of these cards are really hilarious."
- Xanga

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"My sister sent me this site...the cards are soo funny..especially the "I'm Sorry" ones."
- BricksAndIvy

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"Send "sorry" cards. I loved: "I'm so sorry......about your personality."
- BustMagazineLounge

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"So I'm reading "Go Fug Yourself" today and notice
an advert on the right-hand side for these funky cards put out by Cardjackers.
They have this fake question and answer as part of the ad that says:

Q. Why can't I find these cards in stores?

A. It is a little known fact that 97% of all stores are secretly controlled by an Ohio cross-stitcher who adores Celine Dion and collects snowmen, fairies and angels. She says: "If it isn't a cuddly baby dressed up like a sunflower, don't buy it!"

My first reaction was, "What the #$%&^?"

It's kinda funny, but then I'm a cross stitcher and find that a little...rude! :)

But then, knowing these greeting cards it's what I would expect from them."
- The Wagon

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"Giving Hallmark a Run for Their Money"
- PoorMojo

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"Dumskallarnas sammansvärjning
...är en ypperlig bok. Förresten: Ja, nu när vi vet om varandra: välkomna! Känner er som hemma. Och hörni, don't be a stranger. Lämna ett avtryck, kompis!"
- Majaslilla

(Well, crap. We HOPE this means something vaguely pleasant and not like,
"Stupid Americans think they are so funny. HA. I am not laughing.
We'll see who's so funny when I kill them in their sleep, kompis!")

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"I like the weird foreign guy cards and the "meat" cards for those pesky vegans."
- TheHorseCommunity

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" Check out some of these cards, I love the "I'm Sorry..." ones personally."
- CGAGamers

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"Funny as hell birthday cards
Oh my God. I just found the funniest website that sells these birthday cards. They do each of the horoscope signs and give a funny little description and then you can roll your mouse over the card to see the inside. Ok, for example, I'm a Capricorn.
It's kinda eerie how fucking accurate that descrip is...
Find this awesome website right freaking here! Go check out your own horoscope!"
- Lowtalker

 

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