Hey! Isn't astrology neat? And uncannily accurate.

For instance, I'm a Gemini. And you know how crazy I am. See? It works.
It's black voodoo magic. Oh, wait. No. I'm a Cancer.

Well, whatever. Stupid horoscopes.

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